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hi I'm Maggie and I like to sleep and look at trees. I'm a glass Blowing apprentice and I write sometimes. Funny things are great. I like matchbox twenty. Quite a lot actually.

Tera online. Sleepeh & Koq of Tempest Reach

stupidshinji:

stalker-ghost:

#beatboxing at the speed of light

Kaworu lays down the beat while Shinji spits some mad rhymes.

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unamusedsloth:

Try me.

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for-the-other-shoe:

hobbitkaiju:

vrabia:

I lost it at The Backstreet Boys

why have I never heard of this person before

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

I love this guy

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shiyunoa:

ゲス顔LOVE

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fernwah:

this would make everyone shut up 

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browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit

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brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

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validx2:

lmao

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catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*
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thrillingtragedy:

dontrythis-athome:

I’m Italian but I wouldn’t mind in the slightest if some hot guys like these ones wanted to teach me more. In fact, please do.

(x)

I feel it is my duty to provide some translations or verbal expressions that often accompany these gestures. Beware, as most of these are slang (mostly from Rome) and not Standard Italian.

1) “Che cazzo stai a di’?!” or “(che) cazzo dici?”, vaguely equivalent to your “What the fuck are you saying/did you just say?”. Can be used as a dubitative expression even if it’s not referring to a conversation. Like when you’re driving in the traffic and someone tries to surpass you: “MA ‘NDO VAI?”, rigorously in caps, it means, figuratively, “Where do you think you’re going?”.

2) “Chi se ne fotte” or “‘Sti cazzi” or “Nun me ne po’ frega’ de meno”, colourful variations on the “I don’t give a damn” theme. Fun fact: the literal translation of “‘Sti cazzi” is “These cocks”.

3) It’s the “OK” sign, but be careful because some, especially the young ones, could interpret it as a symbolic reference to an orifice, especially if your hand stays still. If you’re in doubt, just say “Perfetto!” or “Daje!” (the “j” is not pronounced as in “just”, it’s more like the “j” of Scandinavian languages or the “ll” sound in the Spanish “tortillas”) or “E annamo!”. The last two are positive, encouraging expressions, similar to “Let’s go” or “Come on”.

4) This is literally called “gesture of the umbrella” (Gesto dell’ombrello) or “fare manichetto” (where “manichetto” refers to the forearm/sleeve, but there’s no exact translation for it). It’s the equivalent of giving the finger and you can easily accompany it with a good “Vaffanculo” (no translation needed, I think) or “Tiè” (“Take this!”) and honestly many more phrases, but I think it works better with silence.

For maximum effect, always remember to emphasize the spelling of all consonants, especially the double ones, and keep the vowels clear and loud. The stress usually lies on the vowel with the apostrophe.
These are all very, very informal expressions so be careful who you’re addressing when you decide to use them. Most importantly: have fun!

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dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

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