CREDIT
I am the king of everything
I am the king of nothing

hi I'm Maggie and I like to sleep and look at trees. I'm a glass Blowing apprentice and I write sometimes. Funny things are great. I like matchbox twenty. Quite a lot actually.

Tera online. Sleepeh & Koq of Tempest Reach

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

Oct 01st / 241,422 notes / via / src
Oct 01st / 59,826 notes / via / src
Oct 01st / 432,078 notes / via / src

pagetvbrewster:

GET TO KNOW ME → (2/5 FAVOURITE FEMALE CHARACTERS) PARKER

Place the mask over your mouth and nose and breathe normally. In the event of a water landing your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. But, let’s face it, if this thing goes down in the water, more than likely the impact will kill you. Please take a moment to locate the nearest emergency exits because if this plane’s on fire you’re gonna wanna get out quick. Jet fuel burns at over 1000 degrees. That’s hot, folks!

Sep 30th / 300 notes / via / src
Sep 30th / 10,423 notes / via / src

meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source

Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

Sep 30th / 24,099 notes / via / src

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

my little brother draws memes but like. terrifying memes

Sep 30th / 25,440 notes / via / src
Sep 30th / 17,370 notes / via / src

dynastylnoire:

STAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP

Sep 30th / 171,363 notes / via / src

cub2:

pixel chix

FUCK THEY NEVER TURNED OFF

Sep 30th / 1,908 notes / via / src
Sep 30th / 31,950 notes / via / src

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

Sep 30th / 121,879 notes / via / src

gaypee:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

im going to queue this forever

Sep 30th / 123,991 notes / via / src

xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon

Sep 30th / 220,199 notes / via / src